We do not cater the wedding day
A ceremony and reception is full catering work. If yours is at a hotel or a beach club,
that venue feeds it, and it was probably booked months before anyone thought about the
rest of the week. We take the other meals of that week instead, which is most of the food
the group actually eats.
We do not produce food off site
We cook where the food is eaten. We are not set up to produce food somewhere else and
transport it, and we will not take a job that needs it — we will say so rather than book
it. That is a handover, not a brush-off.
We do not have a team, a crew or an equipment inventory
There is one chef. Extra hands are hired per date, equipment is rented per date, and both
appear on your quote as what they are. If you ever see "our event staff" on this site, it
is wrong: everyone else on the night was hired for your date.
We do not take any group size
The kitchen at the address sets the ceiling, and the ceiling is in the section above.
We do not hold dietary certification
We cook without meat, without dairy, without gluten, without pork or beef, and without
onion or garlic when a guest needs that. It is how the kitchen is run. It is not a
certificate, and we will not describe it as halal or kosher certification. For a religious
or ceremonial event where certified catering is the requirement — an Indian wedding week,
for instance — a specialist caterer cooks the ceremonial food and we cook everything
around it: the non-ceremonial meals, the environment they are eaten in, and the dietary
planning that has to line up between two kitchens.
We do not show you other people's work
No client names, no photographs of events we did not cook, no count of parties catered,
no testimonials. Every image on this site is a drawing for the same reason. If it is not
ours, it is not on the page.